Military Iconography Fan Gifts

Stalin.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

Obama ready for another war

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Memo Mania

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

Attila the Nun.

Men talking about the boots of the period

'I envisioned something more robust'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Trump's Big Parade

Really big bang

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

Custer's Last Selfie

Charles de Gaulle

'For free, take.'

Billards.

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

'For heaven's sake! They're dressed as the 101st Airborne Division!'

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

Royal Drying Corps.

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

Teddy barrage ballons

'This could take a while - cancel my appointment with the Duke of Wellington.'