Vintage Military Comics Fan Gifts

"Gives the men no end of confidence."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Obama ready for another war

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

Attila the Nun.

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'

"Now do you believe me?"

"So...What's your excuse for being late today?"

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

The Height of Impudence.

'A few years ago I switched from the utility belt to utility suspenders.'

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

The changing of the guard.

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

Custer's Last Selfie

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.