Military Comic Enthusiast Gifts

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Super hero dog.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.