Military Comic Enthusiast Gifts

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

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Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Super hero dog.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.