Military Comic Lovers Gifts

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Fearless Frog Part 19

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'Let's get a kitty.'

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

Ad Valorem

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"That pigeon's at it again."

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'