Military Comic Lovers Pillows

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"That pigeon's at it again."

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Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.