Military Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Camelflage - Soldiers with camels strapped to their backs.

Teen Army

Topless Bar

Match striking military style

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Your Country Needs MOO!

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Ad Valorem

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

US Camouflage School

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Peacekeeping?