Military Humor Enthusiasts Prints

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Camelflage - Soldiers with camels strapped to their backs.

General's Office. He put me in charge of nocturnal operations! "The Sarge of the Night Brigade"!

Teen Army

Topless Bar

Match striking military style

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

French Army knife

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Ad Valorem

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

Your Country Needs MOO!

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'