Fun-loving Fighter Pillows

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

Skipping Horse

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

Dog on a plane.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Teddy jogging

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Rugby Player

Cat playing Golf.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Goalie Wall.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Basketball Players Working Together

Fencing Lessons

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

Man fights with his shadow.

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

"Tag, you're it!"

'No hitting below the belt.'

Boxing Bull Fight

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'