Fun-loving Player Pillows

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Goalie Wall.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Advocado

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

Rugby Player

Teddy jogging

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Falling Rock Zone

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Silly sausages

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"