Playful Commander Prints

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Boy defends his last fry.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Ramming Speed!"

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

CX909708

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

Silly sausages

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Fencing Lessons

USS Party Time.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Stuff Broken

Tug the Toggle

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"