Playful Leader Pillows

'The head of our script department!'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

Advocado

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Dog Training.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

Excommunicate Me.

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Just a little heads up!

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You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'