Laugh-loving Leader Pillows

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'A lackluster style got me to where I am, and a lackluster style is going to keep me here.'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Pastoring for Dummies

Tragedy and Material

'Not in here, stupid - I don't need to!'

President of rubber band company shooting rubber band at employee.

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Wheels for all purposes.

"I think I'd be better at leading if I could yell louder."

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

Why as a general rule Pastors are not allowed to help on building work days.

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

"Maybe yes. Maybe no."

'To motivate every single employee is one of the main principles of my management style. Well, if you don't meet the sales targets, you'll get sentenced to death.'

'The head of our script department!'

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

'Go ahead and take a seat Johnson...no, the other one.'

'It was George's first time on top of the bill.'