Leaders With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Sergeant Bilko.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'A lackluster style got me to where I am, and a lackluster style is going to keep me here.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Appears to be choking on his responsibility."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Pastoring for Dummies

'Not in here, stupid - I don't need to!'

President of rubber band company shooting rubber band at employee.

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

'When are you going to show some INITIATIVE, Findley?', 'When you TELL me to, sir!'

"Mildred, who haven't I fired yet?

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Wheels for all purposes.

"Your performance review will be done with the help of a co-host to lighten the mood a little."

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

"If only the men could see my fun side."

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

Why as a general rule Pastors are not allowed to help on building work days.

"Maybe yes. Maybe no."

'Leaders need to be prepared to make sacrifices and you're mine!'

Dippy secretary.

'To motivate every single employee is one of the main principles of my management style. Well, if you don't meet the sales targets, you'll get sentenced to death.'

'The head of our script department!'

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

Having just been elected leader of the pack, Marty decided to tell the others the truth.