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Boy defends his last fry.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

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'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Silly sausages

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Fencing Lessons

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Tug the Toggle

A man playing with a baby

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Stuff Broken

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

Umbrella fight.

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."