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A confrontation between two boys

Women's Martial Arts Center

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Danth battle?

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

A Man mixing up his sports.

Fencing Lessons

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

Space Hopper Rodeo

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

Umbrella fight.

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

Sword Fight