Dog Fighting (playful) T-Shirts

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

The Goalkeeper

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

Danth battle?

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Puppy and Kitten.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"