Playful Animals T-Shirts

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

The Goalkeeper

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Dog Love.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Pet Pony

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

K9 Literati.

'Click it or ticket.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Good book?'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"