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'I can't see you either...'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Muhammad Dali...

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Such petulance!'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

Basketball - Short player pulling down shorts of tall player.

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."