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'I can't see you either...'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Such petulance!'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Shadow Punch

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'I should have won that last fight.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

Basketball - Short player pulling down shorts of tall player.

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'