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'Bit late to find out you're a pacifist, ain't it?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Such petulance!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Supervisor of the Year'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Shadow Punch

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

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"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'Shadow boxing.'