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X-tra Large Pipe Cleaners.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Sportknitting

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

Christmas with the Sock Puppets

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

Martial art painting.

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

'No, we will not be starting with a safety brief today.'

Hoping to build on the success of 'So You Think You Can Dance?' Fox debuts 'So You Think You Can Knit?'

Computer fight.

'Before we start - Would you like a goodnight kiss?'

'. . . keep swinging, the draught might give him a cold.'

Punching out Teeth.

The Grim Reaper's Robe