Creative Combatant T-Shirts

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Women's Martial Arts Center

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Artists of the wild west.

Building Blocks.

Do not think outside the box!

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

Art Plagiarism

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

'My right brain isn't working.'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

Pizza Fencing

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

'Well, I'm sorry. But your mother criticized my chicken casserole one too many times.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

"Who's going to carve?"

Interpretive marathon

'My elbow has a cold!'

When paperwork attacks.