Crafty Combatant Gifts

X-tra Large Pipe Cleaners.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

A street fight.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

Sportknitting

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

Martial art painting.

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

Christmas with the Sock Puppets

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

Computer fight.

'. . . keep swinging, the draught might give him a cold.'

Copywriter for Deodorant Commercials

'Before we start - Would you like a goodnight kiss?'

Punching out Teeth.

The Grim Reaper's Robe