Playful Combatants Gifts

A confrontation between two boys

Women's Martial Arts Center

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Boy defends his last fry.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Fencing Lessons

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

Baby Making on Board

Umbrella fight.

Space Hopper Rodeo

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

No Ball Games in the Park