Playful Fighter Gifts

Umbrella fight.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"More helium."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Sailor boy

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Pogo Cellist

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Skateboard Olympics.

Silly sausages

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Fencing Lessons

A Man mixing up his sports.

Stuff Broken

Tug the Toggle

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

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