Play Fighting Gifts

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Remote control pirate bully

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"He likes it."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Tommy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Boy rolled into a snowball

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Rocking Horse

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Swinging

Child driving a toy car

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'