Fight Strategist Gifts

'I know I can count on you. . .that's the problem.'

The old one, two...

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

That's What Happens

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

The Costs Of Doing War.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Mission accomplished.

The Thing That Won't Leave

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'