Fighting Gifts

Women: 'I'm gald we had this talk', Men: 'I'm glad we had this fight'

'Could you repeat the question?'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Just shake hands please.'

'Break.'

Karate School.

'You have a red belt already?'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

"And the Champ's legs are going..."

The Knockout.

'I think your best strategy now, is to beg him not to hit you.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

While You Were Out Cold

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

Ninja.

Curate tells two miners that he hopes to see them on Sunday. They reply that he is welcome to come fighting with them if he likes.

'Remember me?'

'Such petulance!'

'Remember, Son- go for his nose.'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Saved by the bell, eh?'

'Try to stay away from the referee's left jab!'

Don't let him see how scared you are! I dont wanna do this, I'll get hurt...

'It's a long way from the dressing room to the ring, isn't it?'

'He's hurt! He's hurt! Keep making fun of his body.'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Make me feel good - tell me he's tiring?'

'He's a colourful fighter.' - 'Yes, black and blue all over.'

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

Cat boxer

World duelling championship podium.