Fight Watching Gifts

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Remember me?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Cat park"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

A street fight.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Martial Arts

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Kick! Go for it!

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Ninja.

Wrestling Champion.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'