Street-fight Observer Gifts

"Impressive brawl skills."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Domestic Spying Drones

Down on Bourbon Street...

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

You trip on it, you buy it.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

The world of surveillance.

You Know You're Old When...

Will Kill For Food

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"Thrown under the bus stop."

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'From up here they look like us.'

"I've half a mind to protest."

Pedestrian parking only.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

Trickle down...

Snail Peephole

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

Tate Modern