Street Life Observer Gifts

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You Got Schmutz On Your Face

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

Beggar holding a sign that reads 'My beggar's license fee is due soon.'

'For health reasons I've switched to olive oil.'

Will jump into a lake to fetch dead ducks for food.

A street vendor trying to sell a lady a reptile

Homeless man reading a guide book entitled: 'Sleeping Rough Guide to London'.

Thug says to CCTV security camera: 'Are you lookin' at my bird?'

Fat beggar holds sign: 'Will work for fast food'.

'Oh, I know panhandling is illegal, sir. I work better under pressure.'

'If I was a beggar, would I charge $5 for a flower?'

'Ahhh! You can just feel your pores opening up!'

Why don't you spend Christmas with me?..I'm having pigeon.

'Hey, pal -- Don't knock it if you haven't tried it!'

'Mind holding my hat while I take a bathroom break?'

'Congratulations, Deb. I see you have a bum in the oven.'

Will Kill For Food

Smoking hookah pipe outside Lebanese restaurant.

'-And you,sir-as a typical man in the street...'

'I've seen a lovely apple in this bin, but I can't reach it.'

'What's all this we hear about you winning the lottery?'

Tramp: Dollar Bills Only.

'I do my bit to keep crime off the streets...I stay in one night a week.'

Will refrain from licking your neck - any change (a sign held by a grubby man).

Will quack for food.

"What this one? That's me en-suite..."

"I plan to be on this corner for some time. Would you care to make a pledge for the coming year?"

"Hang on! - How many units is in that...??"

"One is for me, one is for my individual retirement account."

Urinating Dog

'What do you mean, 'you can't think of anything'?'

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

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