Urban Life Observer Gifts

"And will he know what this is regarding?"

'Careful, Bob, this guy goes straight for the nuts!'

'I think you'll find we do things differently around here, lady.'

Old man annoyed by children's spinning tops

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Tate Modern

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'They're the number of 'ASBOs' I've been served for working this area!'

Taxidermist (a cab with 2 stuffed guys in it).

Help! Need a high-powered lawyer to sue myself back to solvency.

'The trick is to get home without stepping on any crackheads on the pavement.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Hello, my name is Thor. I think I left my hammer in one of your cabs.

Luckily, Susie's fall from her balcony was broken as she had landed on uncollected rubbish bags.

Today's Grim reaper doesn't bother with a scythe.

Wiper Swiper. A vagrant extorts money from motorist.

Beggar has a gate for people to pay before proceeding.

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

'My mug is full - mind coming back after lunch, lady?'

"Okay, folks, you win!"

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"That's enough. I'm not so good with money."

The end of the block is coming

"Fifteen cents! You call that enabling?"

"Spare anything to help me get a macchiato?"

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Can we talk about this after work?"

"Thrown under the bus stop."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"