Urban Issue Observer Gifts

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Domestic Spying Drones

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

The world of surveillance.

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Eric Adams Caricature

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

You Know You're Old When...

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

The Motherhood

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"Thrown under the bus stop."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Interrupted Shower.

'From up here they look like us.'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Trickle down...

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Snail Peephole

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'