Urban Living Observer Gifts

"You can skip the courtesies,this is a power funeral."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Domestic Spying Drones

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

The world of surveillance.

Will Kill For Food

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

The Motherhood

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"Thrown under the bus stop."

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

Interrupted Shower.

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

'From up here they look like us.'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Pedestrian parking only.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"