Fighting Pillows

Women: 'I'm gald we had this talk', Men: 'I'm glad we had this fight'

'Could you repeat the question?'

'Just shake hands please.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Break.'

Karate School.

'I think your best strategy now, is to beg him not to hit you.'

The Knockout.

"And the Champ's legs are going..."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'You have a red belt already?'

Ninja.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Curate tells two miners that he hopes to see them on Sunday. They reply that he is welcome to come fighting with them if he likes.

'Remember me?'

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

While You Were Out Cold

'Make me feel good - tell me he's tiring?'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"I think they're right - all those 'outlaw boxing' people."

'Try to stay away from the referee's left jab!'

"But did you really have to hit him that hard?"

"Wow! - Who gave you the black eye. . . ?"

Don't let him see how scared you are! I dont wanna do this, I'll get hurt...

'He's hurt! He's hurt! Keep making fun of his body.'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'He's a colourful fighter.' - 'Yes, black and blue all over.'

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

'It's a long way from the dressing room to the ring, isn't it?'

'Such petulance!'

'Saved by the bell, eh?'

'Remember, Son- go for his nose.'