Fighting Sports Pillows

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'Can our software do that?'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Salesman

Woman escapes with cats.

'Remember me?'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Skate or die."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Burning love

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

A street fight.

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

USA Putting Out Fires

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Centaur Sprinter

Pizza Rescue.