Fighting Sports Gifts

"Dang! This guy's good!"

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'Can our software do that?'

Woman escapes with cats.

The Salesman

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Raheem Sterling

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Remember me?'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Skate or die."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

A street fight.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Burning love

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

USA Putting Out Fires

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'