Combative Sports Gifts

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Rage.

'Can our software do that?'

Tension filled the tent.

'How about a game of cards?'

Monica Seles

Raheem Sterling

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

The Salesman

'Hole in one!!!!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Skate or die."

The Perfect Cannonball

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"So, what are you reading?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

COWS: Cow Pong

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Here we go again...'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Football player taking the ball home.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Centaur Sprinter

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins