Competitive Sports Gifts

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

Competitive table tennis

Tour de Pothole.

Sometimes a desire for excellence needs to be tempered somewhat.

'Can our software do that?'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

"Now take your time. . . birdie or promotion."

"You were really great out there!"

The Salesman

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

What do you want me to hit next?

'Come out and fight.'

Table Tennis

'It's the spirit of the game that matters...we bat, we bowl, they lose.'

LIV golf

"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

A runner crosses the finish line chased by a nurse.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

"The young female employees are so competitive we call it the 'Game of Thongs'."

"Go big or go home."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"...I'll bet his dad can beat your dad..."

Doping

The True Achievers.

"When you're a champ, Ma'am, every fight is a tough fight."

"I don't know when I've seen a more magnificent slide. You're out!"

"We're not accepting applications right now, but we'll give you a call the minute one of our members drowns."

"Pickleballers – one mile away."