Combative Sports Pillows

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Rage.

'Can our software do that?'

Tension filled the tent.

'How about a game of cards?'

The Salesman

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

The Perfect Cannonball

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Skate or die."

"So, what are you reading?"

COWS: Cow Pong

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Here we go again...'

Football player taking the ball home.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Chess on TV

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Centaur Sprinter

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement