Combat Sports Pillows

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"So, what are you reading?"

The Joust

'He'll be okay once the bell rings.'

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Technical knockouts

'Can our software do that?'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Salesman

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Skate or die."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Here we go again...'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

A street fight.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Centaur Sprinter

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'