Combat Sports Pillows

'No, we will not be starting with a safety brief today.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"So, what are you reading?"

The Joust

'He'll be okay once the bell rings.'

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Technical knockouts

'Can our software do that?'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Raheem Sterling

The Salesman

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Skate or die."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Here we go again...'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Centaur Sprinter

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."