Fighting Fits Pillows

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Remember me?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

The Surly Yoof

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Martial Arts

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Ninja.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'