Fighter With Feelings Pillows

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

'Remember me?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Martial Arts

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Ninja.

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

The Knockout.

'Such petulance!'

Cat boxer

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'