Fighter Pillows

'...and forget your damn sensitivity training.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Not only footballers but all athletes now wear armbands fro love, tolerance and peace.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'Come out and fight.'

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

Shadow Punch

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

Punching out Teeth.

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

Rocky Smith finally met his match.

A street fight.

Rage.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Cow Blue Arrows

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Vaccine

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Flu Vaccine.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Mission accomplished.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"This feels so familiar."