Fighter Gifts

'...and forget your damn sensitivity training.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"I see he's been punching you in the face a lot. We should add that to the list of things to prepare for next time."

Not only footballers but all athletes now wear armbands fro love, tolerance and peace.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'Come out and fight.'

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

Shadow Punch

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

Punching out Teeth.

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

Rocky Smith finally met his match.

A street fight.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Rage.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Cow Blue Arrows

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Vaccine

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Flu Vaccine.

"This feels so familiar."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'