Fur Fighter Gifts

Double Threat (black and white cat)

'I'm not sure, officer. All I know is one of them snuck into my new car and left hair all over the place.'

There are two kinds of fur: dark fur that sheds on light clothes, and light fur that sheds on dark clothes.

The Maltings

Cat sheds a lot when petted.

Asthma cats

Cat boxer

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're fired."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Rage.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Ban on Free Speech

Voltaire

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"We'll always have Paris..."

Press Freedom

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Trump

MLK

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

Martin Luther King

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

Twitter censorship

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."