Fur-fighting Warrior Gifts

"Don't let him on your lap. He's moulting!"

"I vacuumed up all the cat hair, mom!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Giraffe Umbrella

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

Living with a cataholic.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

Cat boxer

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Animal Hats

'Squirting water in my face...Is that all you got? Now it's my turn you little ****!'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Raccoon notepad

Asthma cats

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

"Relax. you're not going bald you're just shedding."

"What do you mean - dolphins aren't vegetarian?"

Cat sheds a lot when petted.