Fur-tastic Storyteller Gifts

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Another slander suit!"

Daughters at Bedtime

How I met your mother

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Hog Futures

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

Centaur falls in love.

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

The Battle of the Pictures.