Fur-tastic Storyteller Gifts

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Another slander suit!"

How I met your mother

Daughters at Bedtime

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Centaur falls in love.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Hog Futures

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

The Battle of the Pictures.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"It's the dog."