Pawsome Storyteller Gifts

"He must be part retriever...every time we put something in the garbage, he retrieves it!

"It get it – you're hungry."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'She's just great with the children.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"It's the dog."

Love.

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Pets on holiday.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

'Catching them young' Man reading to child in bed '...seven maidens, four wickets for sixty...'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

"You're right, you can hear the ocean."

Dog Recurring Nightmare.

'I guess I should have known when she signed us up for the gift registry as a pet shop.'

Woman warbling on about her dog. Sign reads - "Beware of the Dog Owner".