Pawsome Story Tellers Gifts

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'She's just great with the children.'

Hush puppy.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"It's the dog."

Love.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

Pets on holiday.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

Dog.

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

Missing Persons - 'Can you describe him.'

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'Dad - a leash! And all these years you've been telling me you were a wild dog from Australia!'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

"You're right, you can hear the ocean."

"Then I joined the Army."

'I can't remember where I've buried my bones: You haven't happened to have seen them, have you Mr Mole?'

'I guess I should have known when she signed us up for the gift registry as a pet shop.'