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'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'She's just great with the children.'

Hush puppy.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"It's the dog."

Love.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

Pets on holiday.

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

Dog.

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

Missing Persons - 'Can you describe him.'

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

'Dad - a leash! And all these years you've been telling me you were a wild dog from Australia!'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

'I can't remember where I've buried my bones: You haven't happened to have seen them, have you Mr Mole?'

"Then I joined the Army."

"You're right, you can hear the ocean."

Dog Heaven: 'What I like best about this place is we can be on both sides of the door at the same time.'